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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai.
2) A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.
3) A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time in his life. He went thereduring the time of Asiad and was zapped to see all these new stadiums, newlyconstructed roads, flyovers etc etc. The poor fellow hadn't seen all this everbefore. So when he came back to Aligarh people asked him as to how did he likeDelhi, he was too excited and said : yaar delhi to buhat top ka laga, puradelhi chamak chamak raha tha, sab kuch jagmaga raha tha, sab shine maar rahatha lekin yaar ek cheez hum understand nahin kar paye, yeh itta barka barkaspeed breaker kahe ko bana diya hai (he couldn't figure out what is a flyover).
4) A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek Willdena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand bythe name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want oneWill, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won'tsell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said "Hum ek hi to maang rahenhain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".
This incident happened when we were in college. Two Biharis talking to each other, " Aaj Mother teresa a rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalengena , hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge, so this fellow didn't know whois Mother Teresa and replied back, " nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englisfilm nahin dekhte hain.
There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets , this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.

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